Think About It Thursday

July 17, 2008 > No Comments

O.K. Time for a little humor. I’m in a silly mood this morning so I picked the ones that made me laugh

1. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
2. Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?
3. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
4. If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes?”
5. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
6. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
7. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do”practice?”
8. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
9. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
10. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
11. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
12. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
16. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
17. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
18. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away?
19. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
20. Why do you press harder on a remote- control when you know the battery is dead?